![]() ![]() Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.ģ1. Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.Ģ8. Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?Ģ7. If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.Ģ5. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.Ģ4. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?Ģ3. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.Ģ2. Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin my dick.Ģ1. Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?Ģ0. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.ġ9. Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.ġ8. I think I could fall madly in bed with you. Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?ġ5. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.ġ4. Your body is made up of 70% water.and I’m thirsty.ġ3. I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?ġ2. Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it.ġ1. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?ġ0. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.ĩ. Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please?Ĩ. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.ħ. Would you like to be one of them? shutterstockĦ. I love my bed but I’d rather be in yours.ĥ. ![]() Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.Ĥ. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.ģ. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?Ģ. Enjoy and use responsibly! The Dirtiest Dirty Pick Up Lines Ever:ġ. Maybe even if you use them ironically they might win the day? Up to you. If not (and, again, probably not), these filthy, inappropriate, R-Rated pick-up lines are at least good for a chuckle. ”īut sometimes, desperate times call for desperate measures and, hey, maybe it’ll work? In fact, we’d almost always recommend NOT opening with anything other than “Hi, I’m. * In this case, the formality of Mademoiselle and vous is part of the seduction.We don’t always recommend dirty pick-up lines. Viens vivre dans mon cœur, sans payer de loyer ! ![]() You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my head all day. Tu dois être fatiguée parce que tu as trotté dans ma tête toute la journée. Ton père, il vend des fusils ? Parce que t’es trop canon.ĭoes your father sell guns? Because you’re a real bombshell. Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky to put them in your eyes. Ton père est un voleur ? Parce qu’il a volé les étoiles du ciel pour les mettre dans tes yeux. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Si je te disais que tu avais un beau corps, tu m’en tiendrais rigueur? You should be arrested for excessive beauty in public. On devrait t’arrêter pour excès de beauté sur la voie publique. Mademoiselle, je vous trouve absolument charmante.* Can you tell me the way to your apartment? Est-ce que tu pourrais m’indiquer le chemin jusqu’à ton appart ? Je viens tout juste d’arriver dans cette ville. I have a problem with my cellphone, your number is missing! J’ai un problème avec mon portable, il manque ton numéro ! Hi, I just realized this but you look a lot like my next boyfriend / girlfriend. J’ai juste realisé ceci, mais tu ressembles beaucoup à mon prochain petit ami / ma prochaine petite amie. Est-ce que je peux t’emprunter le tien ?Įxcuse me, I lost my phone number. Est-ce que tu embrasses les inconnus ? Non ? OK, je me présente alors.Įxcuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.Įxcuse-moi, j’ai perdu mon numéro de téléphone. Ça t’a fait mal … quand tu es tombée du ciel ?Įst-ce que je peux t’appeler Biscotte ? Parce que je te trouve craquante.Ĭan I call you Cookie? Because I find you irresistible.Įst-ce que le soleil vient de se lever ou c’est toi qui m’as souri ?ĭid the sun just rise or did you smile at me?Įst-ce que tu as un plan ? Je me suis perdu dans tes yeux.ĭo you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.Įxcuse-moi. ![]() But as a foreigner with a horrible charming accent and a sense of humor, you can probably get away with trying one of these out.Įven though pick-up lines are by definition used with people you don’t know, the sorts of situations in which you’re likely to use them typically call for tu rather than vous. The French don’t really use pick-up lines – they generally just start chatting and see how it goes. Here are some classic and creative French pick-up lines. Whether romantic, flattering, sexy, practical, or just plain cheesy, pick-up lines, aka chat-up lines, can be a big part of the dating scene. ![]()
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